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Posted on 21st Jul at 12:08 PM, with 720,108 notes

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

Posted on 21st Jul at 1:57 AM, with 15,867 notes

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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Posted on 19th Jul at 6:18 PM, with 186,924 notes

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

Posted on 18th Jul at 9:51 PM, with 221,509 notes

vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

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Posted on 18th Jul at 3:53 PM, with 532,964 notes
airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family
Posted on 18th Jul at 10:43 AM, with 179,306 notes

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

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you are the most evil person

Posted on 16th Jul at 9:52 PM, with 69,191 notes
Posted on 15th Jul at 12:45 PM, with 116,547 notes
Posted on 13th Jul at 2:45 AM, with 529,212 notes
ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

Posted on 13th Jul at 2:44 AM, with 342,910 notes

trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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Posted on 12th Jul at 3:15 AM, with 19,170 notes
Posted on 12th Jul at 12:42 AM, with 2 notes
I had a fantastic birthday! Got spoiled sooo much :]

I got a full on body massage at the spa, big bunch of flowers delivered to my door, a big fruit strawberry bouquet half covered in chocolate and a nice dinner out. Then the birthday sex, oh god wow. Yes.

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