mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and
Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
I got a full on body massage at the spa, big bunch of flowers delivered to my door, a big fruit strawberry bouquet half covered in chocolate and a nice dinner out. Then the birthday sex, oh god wow. Yes.