babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

starllex:

facebook

poopflow:

yo i know im not north korea but girl u gettin this missile tonight

arcanehex:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

colt-kun:

adorability:

acidpunch:

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

And in tonight’s news, a 12 year old went on a homicidal rampage…