7-ELEVEN

...or Doubles.
Bath boutiques and scented candle shops litter the malls and avenues, and the culprits that leave their doors open to waft the neighborhood with noxious scent should be class-actioned as polluters. Not that I don’t enjoy my share of “product”, as my Dermalogica deo and my Hanorah Skin Stress Protection Gel attest (and I admit to being a L’Occitane regular until they discontinued the men’s ebony bar soap) but self-esteem linked to home scent and bathroom decor reeks of Martha, and that motha ain’t ever smelt right. I’m a major fan of Guelph Soap Company bar soap. It’s a classic, nothing too fancy-schmancy-nancy, nothing too luxe, snot-appealed, or designy-stylie… and not too much of an obvious whiff, but just enough to set off the pleasured nostalgia of whiffs-past. And total wallet-friendly at just $1.30 per bar. Guelph soap is glycerine based, so it’s long lasting and doesn’t melt away in the shower. I buy the bars at the supermarket, usually 3 at a time. I’m not going to vouch for the more fruity and fussy tangents, I only use the Kelp, Rosemary, Aloe w/ Olive Oil, and Eucalyptus Mint versions. Perhaps the Cranberry is juicy, and for sure the Lavender stinks like a damp grandmother… I won’t be sampling either. The company has been making this stuff for well over one hundred years, so as much as Guelph Ontario isn’t as refined and gentile a locale as let’s say Lyon, Budapest, or Genoa… the stuff is of very fine rank.

Bath boutiques and scented candle shops litter the malls and avenues, and the culprits that leave their doors open to waft the neighborhood with noxious scent should be class-actioned as polluters. Not that I don’t enjoy my share of “product”, as my Dermalogica deo and my Hanorah Skin Stress Protection Gel attest (and I admit to being a L’Occitane regular until they discontinued the men’s ebony bar soap) but self-esteem linked to home scent and bathroom decor reeks of Martha, and that motha ain’t ever smelt right.

I’m a major fan of Guelph Soap Company bar soap. It’s a classic, nothing too fancy-schmancy-nancy, nothing too luxe, snot-appealed, or designy-stylie… and not too much of an obvious whiff, but just enough to set off the pleasured nostalgia of whiffs-past. And total wallet-friendly at just $1.30 per bar. Guelph soap is glycerine based, so it’s long lasting and doesn’t melt away in the shower. I buy the bars at the supermarket, usually 3 at a time. I’m not going to vouch for the more fruity and fussy tangents, I only use the Kelp, Rosemary, Aloe w/ Olive Oil, and Eucalyptus Mint versions. Perhaps the Cranberry is juicy, and for sure the Lavender stinks like a damp grandmother… I won’t be sampling either. The company has been making this stuff for well over one hundred years, so as much as Guelph Ontario isn’t as refined and gentile a locale as let’s say Lyon, Budapest, or Genoa… the stuff is of very fine rank.