7-ELEVEN

...or Doubles.
Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle (AKA Soup) was once Jet Ng, a soup factory worker from North Korea. Living a simple life, the industrious Ng toiled 12-hour days at the Kung-Fu Noodle Foods factory. During the Y2K doomsday scare, the demand for packaged noodles skyrocketed and the workers of Kung-Fu Noodle Foods were forced to pull noodles for weeks on end. The exhausting workload sank the middle-aged factory employee into a deep depression and he attempted suicide by jumping into a Super Sized™ noodle machine (Model #10661492). The desperate Jet Ng did not die –he was transformed into the seemingly indestructible 120-ton Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle.

Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle (AKA Soup) was once Jet Ng, a soup factory worker from North Korea. Living a simple life, the industrious Ng toiled 12-hour days at the Kung-Fu Noodle Foods factory. During the Y2K doomsday scare, the demand for packaged noodles skyrocketed and the workers of Kung-Fu Noodle Foods were forced to pull noodles for weeks on end. The exhausting workload sank the middle-aged factory employee into a deep depression and he attempted suicide by jumping into a Super Sized™ noodle machine (Model #10661492). The desperate Jet Ng did not die –he was transformed into the seemingly indestructible 120-ton Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle.